David: "He took a nap."
Me: "If by 'took a nap' you mean 'went crazy and killed himself,' then yes."
David: "That's exactly what I meant."
Hannah: "They tried to make me go to 'your mom' joke rehab, but I said, 'No, your mom, no.'"
Aaron: "Miss Roberts, does your dad have kids?"
Baylee: "That's not an angel, that's a llama."
Hannah Beth: "I found a fish with a transparent head."
Me: "... And that's going in the quotes."